Here are some of the unwritten rules of music to observe at rehearsals.
And if that didn't whet your appetite, here are a few classic jokes about musicians and singers. Q - How many Sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A - One, but all she has to do is stand on a chair, hold the bulb and expects the world to revolve around her! Q - How many Altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A - Two, one to screw it in and the other to say "Isn't that a little high for you?" Q - How many Tenors does it take to change a lightbulb? A - Four, one to change it while the other three moan that they could have got that high too! Q - How many Basses does it take to change a lightbulb? A - None, they can't get that high! And finally just in case you thought the Conductor had got away with it: Q - How long does it take for the conductor to change a lightbulb?
A - No one knows, as they weren't watching!
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